Got so excited only to find out that the contest is only open to UK residents.

FUCKKKKKKKK. Welp, that’s what I get for being American. NO! What am I saying?! Fuck being free, I want to meet One Direction. This. Is. All. I. Want. In. Life. I WANT I WANT I WANT BUT I’M AMERICAN!

No wait! I figured it out… I know why they won’t let us enter. It’s because we’re to awesome. They don’t want the boys to fall in love with my amazingness and be distracted from their work… 

Seems like a good enough reason.